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I rock a house party at the drop of a hat

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For the past two years I’ve given into this strange tradition we called “resoultions” and tried my hand at keeping some promises. Stupid, really. We really give ourselves no other incentive to succeed, other than our own perseverance. According to science, this is a skill few people have — when it comes to New Years, we put out really big sticks with a baby carrot on the end.

I originally had a few paragraphs written here that explained things in a much longer fashion. But really, who needs that? Let’s cut the shit. I have but two things in mind for this year — take some great pictures, and write more than ever before.

Update: Well, what do you know. Seems my online journalism course requires me to blog as well. I’ll probably syndicate a few of them over here. This means you can enjoy more weird and wonderful posts on things I don’t normally talk about. Enjoy it while it lasts!

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January 10th, 2010 at 10:29 pm

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The monkeys are back in their cage, all the paint seems to have dried, and at long last, everything is in its right place. Hard to believe, but it’s only been a few short months since I last revamped the site. Not satisfied with the previous set up, I made the decision last week to re-tool; six days of CSS voodoo and HTML magic later, I’ve got something to show for it.

Welcome to the 134.5th revision of The Horrible Fanfare.

In what is either an affirmation of my inflated ego, or a very smart career move, I’ve placed some links to my recent work on the newly-minted splash page. Everything links to an appropriate section, where you can find more detailed and abundant listings, which will be kept updated as often as possible. The same goes for photos, where the old gallery system has made its triumphant return.

This isn’t a particularly huge update, but more of a pleasant face-lift. Just act as if The Fanfare’s gotten some botox, minus all the facial freezing and awkward social reactions. All the things you know and love are the same, just organized a little better, and easier on the eyes. Like a digital Harrison Ford. Or something.

Finally, the 134.5th revision means that I’ll be hosting every episode of the Not So Horrible Podcast locally again, which is good news for both you, and us. Not only will things (hopefully) load a little bit faster, but iTunes support is finally on its way too. Exciting times indeed!

So, take a look around, see what’s new, and most importantly, enjoy!

Written by Matthew

October 17th, 2009 at 7:06 pm

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What are the haps my friends

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Things have been busy lately. Very busy. Purchases have been made, items bought, electronics returned, stories written, campsites camped and parties partaken. Alas, a few things to point out, dear readers…

In the past week, I have had two articles published in fairly large and reputable publications. The first is an article on the Microsoft Surface, which, if you recall, I wrote about something similar many moons ago for BlogTO. This time, however, I’m writing for Ars Technica – part of the Conde Naste media conglomerate, which includes the likes of Wired and The New Yorker – which allowed me to be much more technical than I’m usually allowed. It’s a great article, in my opinion, and it’s generated some nice discussion over at Ars. So take some time, and go ahead and give it a read!

I’m thrilled to say that my second piece appeared in the Toronto Star this past Saturday. I pitched a small idea revolving around Japanese WiiWare games, after I downloaded some rather interesting titles these past few weeks. The result was a nice, 800 word article that had an entire half-page spread devoted to it this past weekend! I’ll have some scans up shortly, once I sort out lingering scanner issues, but you can still check out the online version here.

And that’s it for now. I’ve got some nice post ideas that should be up in the next few days, along with another idea that I’m trying to get off the ground with my good friend Anand. Stay tuned for more details – you’ll like what we have in store!

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July 6th, 2009 at 12:38 am

TinEye Sees Your Manipulating Past

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Adobe Photoshop – when used right – can be an extremely powerful photo-editing tool. It’s the only photo manipulation app, after all, that I can use to superimpose myself on top of mythical creatures, or to pretend that I’ve met various celebrities all far cooler than myself. But when placed in the hands of an inexperienced user, horrible things can happen. Hands disappear, lighting turns harsh, and levels go awry. People can die.

But in all seriousness, the fact that Photoshop has become so prevalent means that almost anyone can produce a photoshop – and more often than not, with less than pleasing results.

Case in point: The front cover of this year’s City of Toronto’s FUN Guide! As the National Post aptly pointed out, the cover of this year’s parks and recreation guide is not what it seems. Apparently city employees felt it necessary to do a little photo manipulating of their own, replacing the perfectly acceptable stock photo Latino patriarch with an African-Canadian male.

Say what?

While there’s already quite a bit of discussion going on in the National Post’s comments section, what I find most interesting is how exactly Post’s graphic designer was able to uncover this in the first place. I mean, from looking at the image, it’s clear that the cover is an incredibly blatant shop – the man’s expression is far too creepy for the rest of the family’s joy, his forehead is very poorly lit, and those fingers floating beside his neck? Clearly dismembered.

But recognizing that something is a Photoshop doesn’t magically grant one the ability to see through layers of manipulation. No, for that the Post consulted the omniscient knowledge of online search engine TinEye, an advanced image recognition tool that “detects visual enhancements to standard art.”

So where exactly does all of TinEye’s magic smoke come from? According to the search engine’s website, every image has something amounting to a fingerprint – a unique identifier different from other images.

Well, almost unique, anyhow. Apparently, modifying an image in certain ways – a la the City of Toronto – still retains much of the image’s original fingerprint, if not all of it. TinEye will scan a user-submitted photo, and compare its fingerprint against others in the database. In this case, the image matched.

So what exactly is this piece of software good for? If you count the defeat of photoshop-claiming trolls across the internet as a use, then you’ve already got one. But for news organizations and journalists like those at the Post, this sort of software could be invaluable. Imagine being able to quickly and easily confirm a manipulation like this without a doubt – making fakes much less of a reality.

Of course, the only caveat is that the original photo has to have been used already on the internet is some capacity, as was the case with Toronto’s FUN Guide. But as long as the image exists in some form – even cropped, or with adjusted levels – then you can bet it has an online history just waiting to be uncovered.

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June 11th, 2009 at 11:55 pm

The Horrible Fanfare: v2

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Behold! The Horrible Fanfare lives again, completely retooled, redesigned, and hopefully, reinvigorated for the Summer months. After a few weeks of coding, skinning, testing and frustration, the site has returned in what will hopefully be the last revision for a while. As fun as it is designing something yourself, it’s far too much of a tedious process for me to make a habit of this every few months; this is revision two, and it’s here to stay.

Now that I’ve indulged my inner web designer, I can get back to what really matters – writing. Expect regular updates every Monday, Wednesday, Friday. There may even be the occasional in between post, if I feel so inclined. Oh, and something else, which I’ll be announcing very soon! But what’s important here is that the site is back.

So, for the technologically inclined amongst you, what’s new, you say?

  • Sidebar! Easy access to posts, categories, and search.
  • Twitter feed integration. For all those thoughts which never quite make it to post form.
  • Garamond is gone. But not really. I’ve simply converted the main Garamond-text logo into a transparent PNG, which means that the small percentage of users without the font go unaffected.
  • Cross-browser compatibility. Almost. Everything but Internet Explorer 7 and lower renders the site properly. But the good news? IE8 *finally* renders things the way it should. Rejoice, interwebs.
  • Fixed layout. That’s right, things don’t move. But it means that there’s always consistency, and less headaches for me.
  • Better portfolio. The photo + writing portfolio sections are vastly improved, which makes navigation much, much easier.
  • Facebook Connect. You don’t have to sign up to comment. Click the Facebook Connect button below any post, and instantly use your Facebook account to comment. It even diplays your image beside the comment, which is a lovely touch. And no, I won’t flood your wall with a Horrible Fanfare application. Promise.

And that’s it. It may or may not seem like a lot, but it was definitely a lot of fun to put together. Now go explore, squash some bugs, and tell me what you think! The Horrible Fanfare returns to write again!

Written by Matthew

May 26th, 2009 at 11:48 pm

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