After what seems like weeks of nagging, I’ve finally given in, and decided to get my act together for Canadian Music Week. It’s no exaggeration to say that there’s hundreds of bands playing in Toronto this week – and my friends want to know exactly which of those bands I’ll be seeing. It’s a tall order, sorting through more artists than I can shake a stick at, scattered across a multitude of venues; but without further ado, here’s The Horrible Fanfare’s Canadian Music Week Itinerary.
Also known as THFCMWI. Frankly, it’s the prettiest acronym I’ve seen in ages.

Wednesday. I’ll spend the morning, wandering the streets in a sleepy-eyed stupor, in search of my media credentials and complementary wristband. Later in the evening, Canadian Music Week kicks off with a bang, which means I’m apparently supposed to brush shoulders with other journalists and artists in the industry. Yet, I plan on eschewing the whole “socialization” thing, because it reminds me of socialists, and CMW is clearly run by communists. Instead, I’ll most likely be seeing Sloan, who will be playing a show at the Mod Club, starting at 8PM. If all goes according to plan, I might even be able to get a last minute press pass. At the very least, I can woo drunken women with my expensive camera.
Thursday. There’s a lot of bands playing tonight, and quite a few have names I don’t quite recognize. Others still have names that scare me. Then there are the unfortunate few who possess both. Nevertheless, I may just venture out to see Charles Spearin’s Happiness Project, at some obscure bar apparently located near John Street. I’m told this isn’t actually an official part of CMW, but I don’t quite care, because it’s Charles Spearin, of Broken Social Scene fame. As we all know, that band is the musical equivalent of a warm bowl of soup, which makes them pretty damn awesome. It would be more awesome if my friend Melody was there, but she seems to think the Wednesday show will be cooler. Little does she know, there is no show cooler than one in which I am attending.
Friday. Not much going on tonight. Rather, there’s lots going on, but I won’t be there. I hear there is a party going down, and I can’t keep the women waiting, can I, now? Though, should all the women really turn out to be my male friends posing at women, in a feeble attempt to convince me to hang out and talk about my feelings again, I might check out Green Go at the Wrongbar.
Saturday. This is where the magic happens, people. I’ve got two choices in the afternoon; The Rural Alberta Advantage is playing an all-ages, CMW showcase in the afternoon, somewhere around dinner, apparently. Unless my memory is faulty, Lisa Lobsinger, who’s toured with BSS, apparently played with them at one point. (It appears my memory is faulty indeed – she’s from Alberta, and that’s about it!) Or, perhaps she still does! Nevertheless, I liked what I heard on the internets earlier today. Otherwise, I can catch one of CMW’s premiere film screenings – specifically, Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are Undead. Come on, people – it’s Hamlet, with vampires.
Moving into the evening, I’d like to check out Hey Rosetta, at the Canadian Room showcase. Part of me simply wants to hear the band members sporadically speak in different tongues, though I recall they make some half-decent music. It may also be part of the trend I seem to be following this year, which states that I should see as many east-coast bands as possible. But later on, I’ll move back over to the Horseshoe Tavern, where I’ll reunite once again with Melody for some Young Galaxy. Part of the Arts&Crafts family of musicians, I’ve been listening to these guys and girls for a couple months now, so I’m looking forward to finally seeing them live. I’m also looking forward to using my media pass to its full potential. Meeting bands is always a cool experience.
So, there you have it! To all those who have nagged me, I’m truly sorry that I didn’t quite post this until the week of. But take solace in the fact that you know exactly what I’m doing, and now have the ability to appropriately stalk me during this weeks festivities. And to those who I don’t know personally, I invite you to do the same! It’s always nice meeting new people; drop mHTTP/1.1 200 OK
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