“Come on here, dear boy, have a cigar, we’re going to go for a ride” – Roger Waters
World domination requires three things; an inquisitive mind, a grandiose plan, and pie. An inquisitive mind lends itself to the grandiose nature of the job, where over-complication reigns supreme, and aids in keeping things interesting.
And the pie?
Clowns are resilient, like cockroaches. Plan accordingly.
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